There is something you do not know.

And I will tell you!

Some ten to twelve years ago, I didn't like school (not like that changed, but it's better 😂). I'd hide my school uniform so that it'd be a good excuse not to go to school. My typical African mum would send me to school in “mofti” and give me a note to give the teacher so I wouldn't be flogged, even though I deserved to be flogged!

So imagine the joy in my heart when I woke up with constipation and my mum said I wouldn't go to school.🥹 I was supposed to be sad because I couldn't poo, but I was more focused on the fact that I wouldn't be going to school. Day turned into days and my happiness turned to sorrow.

Did I hear you ask why? I became sorrowful because food was also taken away from me.😪 I had just liquids and fruits and tears.😂

Mehn, I needed to poo! It was very uncomfortable for me and my tummy gave me out! I cried.😭

A few days later, I finally passed out, accompanied by hot tears and hot sweat. No, I didn't die even though I thought I would. Since then, I've been grateful for the opportunity and ability to poo seamlessly! Every time I poo, I'm grateful because I know what it means not to be able to poo.😂😭

It might seem insignificant to you, but that's the purpose of this letter! I want to let you know that it's something you should be grateful for! This is Christmas season - imagine eating all the yummy things and then on 26th, you discover you can't poo😂. Your excitement will turn to sorrow, my dear because if you can't poo, you can't eat.

Be grateful you can poo, and that you have a good, clean Water Cistern. It is a blessing we don't recognize often.

Now lift your hands and say, “Thank you God because I can poo”😌 I didn't hear you! Say, “Thank you God because I can poo”

Good! Now when you dive in to eat all the yummy things this season, drink enough water so you'll have ease except you want to be stuck eating oranges, drinking water, tears and wiping sweat!

So, I've told you something you don't know. Which is? To be able to poo is a great blessing! So be grateful you can poo and always thank God while at it!

I wish you the very best in the season! May your joy not turn to sorrow because you can't poo and you can't eat this season.😂

Compliments of the Season!🎄🤶

Bye!🌚💕